Vending machines. Oh vending machines. In high school I hated you. In college I loved you. And now? Well, how would you feel if instead of Coca-Cola and you found “other” things? I bring you Madrid vending machines..
Books. Oooh, that’s nice. And convenient!
Breathalyzer. Christmas gift list? Check!
Tampons. Someone up there HAS been getting my e-mails!*
Condoms. Well, I can’t say it ain’t a bad idea. But the vibrating ring to the left? Come on, there are a million things more urgent than that! Couldn’t they have put a disposable toothbrush in that slot? Or some deo? Maybe disposable panties… I guess Japan has that has that area covered (or should I say un-covered?).
*See the Retard condoms in slot 31? They should put those in Chinese vending machines! Like duh!
kelly b
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